My final offer

I'll offer 200€ - that's like...I dunno. I don't know the current exchange rate and I suck at math but it's more than $200. Anyway that's what I'll offer the first person to come over here and finish throwing out/packing up the shit in this apartment. And I'll get you a currywurst. A beer too.

You'll have to get your own plane ticket and hotel accomodations because I'm packing and I ain't got room to put you up with the boxes all over the place. But I'm throwing in a currywurst and beer! Hell, for a currywurst and a beer I may be tempted to do this myself!

Okay, okay. I wouldn't really pay someone all that money to pack for me. But I'm dead serious about the currywurst. I'd definitely spring for one of those. But you'd have to hold the door open for me while I lug yet another bursting full trash bag out of here.