You're just going to be let down

Sorry if you've come here thinking I've got something to say today but I don't. I got nothing. Not a blessed thing. I had the most uneventful of days unless you count the moving company coming by to pick up twenty-two empty cartons before I went insane from tripping over them and set a match to them as being eventful.

See now, why didn't I just set them afire on my balcony? Then I would have had something to write about!