Moisturized by lemon Pledge

This weekend while attending a birthday party at her home I noticed my friend, Ines, has succeeded in tanning bed baking her skin to a freakishly unnatural deep reddish brown. It's the same color as a cherrywood dining table and appears to have the same texture as my cowhide wallet.

Well. At least she finally caught on to post German reunification life and shaves her underarms.