Are you threatening me?
Should I take it personally that the old man passing me on the street farted so loudly it scared my dog?
posted by Dixie at 10:09 PM
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
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7Comments:
Bwahahahahaha... next time you go out - put an inflated whoopie cushion in your pocket. I happen to KNOW you have one. :D
In some countries, I think you're now betrothed to mr. fartblossom.
If the dogs fur falls out....worry.
yes. you should.
*whispers* did it smell?
Ewwww. Just ewwwwwww.
Every now and then one of the programmers here does a little poot when he's standing in my office. How gross!
I didn't catch a whiff of anything and it's a blessing to that man that I didn't. As soon as I heard him let that rat out of its cage I thought "Old man, if I walk by and that stinks I'm going to do illegal things to you with this dog leash.".
Pooting is hilarious. Smelling an old man's poot ain't.
Keep reading my blog hon. Not only will you be stunned that "I" have audioblogged one of my own farts, but also in older posts have mentioned the husband of my gf who is a public pooter... and I happen to be a mouth breather....
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