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Wednesday, February 08, 2006

This means you

Dear big, nasty, flappy seagulls who still don't get that they're hundreds of miles away from the sea,

Go home. And stop shitting on my car. It's a Toyota, not a toilet.

4Comments:

Blogger Haddock said...

I'm from a seaside town in England and know all about shitty seagulls. They can (and will) fly round in squads, pick a human target and the whole flock will dump on there intended victim simultaneously.

It's funny to watch, but not quite so humourous if you are the victim! :)

9:22 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

You know, for some reason this reminds me of a cousin of my wife's back up in Massachusetts. Several years ago he was arrested for stalking women and..are you ready? Defecating in their cars when they weren't around.

So...it could be worse :)

10:04 AM  
Blogger Expat Traveler said...

Ah yes, one started squaking at me this morning as I finished my run. That was the least thing I wanted to hear just then. Darn things are annoying but obviously needed for something in our ecosystem.

8:38 PM  
Blogger Dixie said...

They keep swooping around my kitchen window and I feel like opening it wide and pelting them with dried beans or soemthing.

12:45 AM  

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