Lazy Thursday Haiku Blogging

Because I can't handle things like complete sentences and paragraphs today.

Pill worked on Bonnie
See vet without vicious bites
Maybe wasted time

Muzzled, no drama
Up on table, look at foot
No sliver is found

Why limp and lift paw?
Maybe sprained doggy ankle
Doggies have ankles?

Give pain pills each day
Five in all, dip in butter
She slurps them right down.

Restart second sock
On heel flap I've dropped a stitch
Not found till too late.

Try to rip back rows
Not my talent, mess is made
Take sock to frog pond.

Humid weather stays
All are bathed in sheen of sweat
Deos hit limit.

Trip to cafe helps
Sit with B, no beer for him
Can't drink, drive wheelchair.

Drunk hobo walks by
Says to B he's a good man
Weirdos all love B.

Back home and sleepy
Much too tired to cook meal
Food delivery!

Schnitzel! Broccoli!
Send them with fries on the side
Big tip to driver.

Dixie makes promise
Full paragraphs tomorrow
It's day to shuffle!

You're excused now from counting syllables on your fingers.