"We have much fuckin' ass fun together!"

...said the German immigrant.

I'm watching a evening news magazine type show that's been following a German family that up and moved to Texas because it sounded like a fun thing to do. After a year that's a typical English sentence the dad is able to say.

I'm not sure whether to be embarrassed as a resident of Germany because the fair people of Texas think that's a typical German or to be embarrassed as a U.S. citizen because Germans think that's the way Americans speak.