Thursday Haiku

You know, when you're low on events to write about, haiku helps. You can sum up your paltry day-to-day activities in the fantastic 5-7-5 syllable form and somehow make it look so much more interesting.

Wake up too early
Neighbor's kid plays piano
When's spring break over?

Can't find a basket
And no Easter grass either
I must improvise.

Brandy, chocolates,
Coffee and cigarettes too
Mother-in-law's treats

What Bunny brings her
Yeah, off-beat and unhealthy
S'Okay. She is old.

Man sits on corner
Plays accordion. He's good!
Put coins in his hat.

Must do spring cleaning
Thinking about starting soon
Must do, not just think.

Washed a load of clothes
Big pile shrinks down a little
One down, Ten to go.

Quiet weekend planned
Knitting! M*A*S*H on DVD!
Hope I find that yarn.