Help Me Decide
I'm sitting here thinking over my day and I just can't decide on what part of it I liked best. There's just so much to choose from!
~ The part where I'd just finished brushing my teeth and I threw up for five minutes afterwards. That really good kind you do when you've haven't as yet eaten anything.
~ The part where stopped for a red light and a man who I estimate was somewhere between 70 and 70,000 years old came within a hair's breadth of rear-ending me and in the process scared me out of my mind.
~ Then there's the part where I spent the afternoon with my stomach tied in knots. Evidently I've picked up some tummy virus.
~ There's the part where I fell asleep while sitting on the sofa and woke up with a crick in my neck and a pounding headache.
~ And what may be my personal favorite - going to the gynecologist and having her pinch me. Three times. You're not getting any more details than that but I know my female readers winced when they read that.
Here's the real best part. I know tomorrow will definitely be an improvement over today.
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